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1. eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
2. save the whales..............collect the whole set
3. a day without sunshine is like, night
4. on the other hand, you have different fingers
5. honk if you love peace and quiet
6. i just got lost in thought. it was unfamiliar territory
7. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
8. 99.99% of lawywes give the rest a bad name
9. i feel like i'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
10. remember, half the people you know are bellow average
11. he who laughs last, thinks slowest
12. depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
13. the early bird get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
14. i drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
15. support bacteria. they're the only culture some people have
16. monday is an awful was to spend 1/7 of your life
17. a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
18. we all know the speed of light, so whats the speed of dark
19. change is inevitable, except from vending machines
20. plan to be spontaneous tomarrow
21. always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
22. if you think no one cares, try missing a couple of payments
23. how many of you believe in telekinesis? raise my hand...
24. how do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
25. if everything seams to be going well, you have obvously overlooked something
26. when everything is commin your way, you're in the wrong lane
27. hard work pays off in the future. laziness pays off now.
28. everyone has a photograhpic memory. some just don't have film
29. who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
30. if barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
31. what happens if you get scared to death twice?
32. i couldn't repair your breaks, so i made your horn louder
33. why do psychics have to ask for your name?